C@M
imagine a grape-sized human
OR A HUMAN-SIZED GRAPE OH MY GOD
Two kinds of people..
i am one person..
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Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it goes with the rhythm/beat of whatever you are listening to.
It’s $69.99. (lol)
My friend and I saw this in our Human Sexuality class presentation, looked at each other and our jaws dropped.
“Dubstep.”
how about speedcore
kidz bop
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remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
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welcome to my blog
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
(Source: fucknoalmosteverything)
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teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
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MARINA FLIPPING FANS OFF AFTER THEY TOLD HER SHE’S PERFECT
that shady bitch
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this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.
I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.
it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/eebd5708e458b26474c4fd89c0a73a26/tumblr_mgpg5w1lhA1qzcit4o1_500.gif)
this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.
I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.
it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.
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Ann Romney or Perrie Edwards???? idk do u
I’M TRULY NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO UNSEE THIS. THIS WAS A BAD DECISION
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